Sunday, September 28, 2008

I'm a Horrible Person

I haven't updated this thing in like a month or so, and for that I apologize. Short version: I'm alive and well, and things are going great. Longer version: read on.

Last we left off, I had just boarded the ship and summarily been thrown into my first assignment. I was caught completely off-guard and it didn't go as well as I had hoped. After some reassurance from John, my boss and senior videographer, that things would get better, it was time for the other shoe to drop.

"I may be going on a conference in Seattle, in which case you'll be on your own."
"OK, when?"
"Two weeks from now."

Cue jaw dropping.

I had barely made it through my first day, now I was being told I'd have to go through a whole week solo. Naturally, panic began to set in, despite John's adamant claims that he wouldn't leave unless I was fully capable. I had two weeks to go from neophyte to competent worker.

Throughout the week, I would shoot (and watch John shoot) a variety of events on the ship, as well as get my first taste of Alaska by filming tours on land while the ship was in port. Our three stops in Alaska were the towns of Ketchikan, Juneau (Sarah Palin's backyard, though I had no idea who she was at that point), and Skagway. I went whale watching and canoeing past a glacier in two days. Little did I know what the next week had in store...

By the start of week two, I had a basic idea of the routine (which would get flipped since we spent one week going from Vancouver to Whittier, AK, and the next week going from Whittier back to Vancouver) but was still a little (ok, a lot) nervous about the impending conference that would shove me into The Shit, Do or Die. I went around filming events, as usual, getting used to the idea of shooting and editing back to back (our turnaround time is daily), when John gave me the news of my tours for the week.
"You're doing whale-watching again."
"Great." (Half sarcastic, as I actually wanted a shot at getting better footage)
"Oh, and you're going on a bear sighting tour."

YES.

And here I thought the grizzly would be my white whale, hence the blog title dedication.

While we were docked in Ketchikan, I boarded a six passenger float plane and flew out to some small island in the Aleutian chain, and was escorted by a crusty old mountain man named Diamond, no lie, to a platform on a ridge overlooking a creek just teeming with salmon.

As soon as I set up my camera, I spotted a bear feasting on a rock in the middle of the creek.

I proceeded to shoot about 30 solid minutes of footage of three black bears, just hanging out and catching salmon. It was, and so far still is, the best highlight of my brief experience. When I got back to the ship to upload and edit my footage, John was actually jealous. Things were certainly looking up.

Naturally, that was the best time to learn that, yes, I would be flying solo only my third week in. The usual schedule was lightened considerably, but I'd still have my hands full shooting, editing, and burning about 100 DVDs by myself. The photo staff was extremely understanding and helpful, and I couldn't have done it without their help. James, one of the Assistant Photo Managers, became my new roommate and would cheerfully help me adjust to the idiosyncrasies of ship life (and love, but that's later).

James is, simply put, a Superman fanatic. Not a Superman fan, but an honest to God fanatic. He was also once a professional wrestler in South Africa, so he even resembled Superman in a way. We bonded over our love for DC flagship heroes (Batman being a long-time favorite of mine, with Burton's 1989 adaptation serving as the first movie to inspire me to pursue filmmaking), despite our sharply contrasting political views. Despite never being an American citizen, James is a decidedly strong conservative and die-hard McCain supporter. This would lead to some interesting and spirited debates (but never arguments).

John came back, and I went into the tail end of my first month with a new sense of confidence. I would spend my last four weeks in Alaska shooting a variety of tours (including ziplining in a rainforest canopy in Ketchikan, which was a disaster in terms of usable footage), shooting sailaways out of the ports, and slowly learning the ship events back to front.

After six weeks, it was finally time to say goodbye to the Great White North, and begin our trip south to L.A. and Mexico for the rest of my term.

In the interest of conserving battery power (and internet time), I'll leave off here for now. Fear not, dear reader, I'll update more often, hopefully with more amusing anecdotes (and pictures, if I can find better bandwidth).

Until next time...

Saturday, August 23, 2008

B(ack)log

So, now that I'm sitting in a Canadian cafe with free wifi, I can take the time to update this blog, finally. Let's backtrack a little, shall we?

After enjoying a taste of downtown Vancouver, it was time to get on board the ship and start working. I probably would've gotten lost if not for the kindness of Cecilia, one of the ship's photographers. Photo and video are part of the same department, so we'd run into each other quite a bit. She helped me get around the ship (so many corridors and levels and dead ends...), get my uniform, and get to my cabin. 

Crew cabins are not nice and luxurious like passenger cabins. They're small and cramped and I quickly realized I wanted to spend as little time as possible in there (aside from sleeping, of course). We had a little induction meeting (the first of three ridiculously boring meetings), then I went to go find my supervisor/partner, the only other videographer on the ship, John.

John is one of only three Americans on the crew, not counting dancers, singers and musicians. The rest of the crew is huge mix of nationalities, but mostly British, Italian, and Filipino, from what I've noticed. One of the disadvantages of this is that once we hit Alaska, only American citizens can work on American soil. It's weird. This led to me and John taking turns dressing in a giant eagle costume so that Brian (an American photog, ship slang for photographer) could shoot us with passengers leaving the ship. $40 to stand in a hot eagle costume from 6:30 am to 10:30 am. God bless America. Anyways, back to John.

So, I've been on the ship for a few hours. John shows me the cameras we have some other equipment in the edit suite/office (which used to be a pantry and is about the size of the cabins, which is to say tiny), and then hands me a camera. The following conversation is paraphrased.
"Go shoot the sailaway."
"What do you mean?"
"Go up to the top deck and shoot the ship leaving Vancouver. Interact with the passengers, get cool shots, you know."
"I don't, actually. What are you looking for exactly?"
"Something passenger heavy. You better get started before we leave."

That was the first of many times I would be basically kicked into the deep end. Needless to say, the footage was crap, 'cause I had no idea what I was supposed to be doing. Thankfully, by the end of the first week, and the first cruise, I'd start to figure it out.

Unfortunately, this where I must leave off, as my battery power dwindles lower and lower. Hopefully, it won't be two weeks before I can fully update again. Until next time...




(p.s. I never got to go on that dogsledding tour. But I got something way better...)

Monday, August 18, 2008

A Teaser (For Now)...

I'm going on a dog-sledding tour tomorrow. Pictures (and maybe a nice long update?) to come soon.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Good News, Bad News

Good news: I'm having a great time so far.
Bad news: Internet service is not free and very slow.

Blogging will be infrequent. I'll hopefully update when we hit Juneau (and a free wifi cafe).

Friday, August 8, 2008

5 Hours Forward

3 hours back...

Atlanta (where the players play) charges for wireless internet, so we're skipping straight to the final destination.

Customs was a breeze, but it did take a while for my luggage to arrive. At least it got here in one piece. After spending a day in Vancouver, I feel somewhat more at ease about this whole "being on a ship for six months" thing. It's really nice up here, weather's fantastic (not too cold, not warm) and the people are nice. It's like America on its best behavior.

I've got a 5:45 am call, so I'm going to leave it at this and try to update again tomorrow (from the ship, no less!).

Do You Think That if You Were Falling in Space, You'd Slow Down After a While?

Or go faster and faster?


This is a reboot of my previous blog, "Life, Unlike Writing". I had no real purpose at that time, a definite but far-off goal, and a long road to nowhere in particular. That has all changed, hence the fresh start.

I'm writing this from Orlando International Airport, waiting to board a flight to Vancouver via Atlanta. Once in Vancouver, I'll begin working as a videographer for a major cruise line. It's a fantastic opportunity, considering the short time I've been a member of the working class, and since I'll be traveling from Vancouver to Alaska, I'll have a chance to experience some exquisite natural beauty.

With this blog, I hope to take you (the reader) on the journey with me, to drag you through the pitfalls and lift you up for the highlights, all as it happens (relatively speaking). I'll update entries with pictures whenever I can, and hopefully my writing skills can adequately convey the wonder and majesty of what I encounter.

To avoid draining my laptop's battery, I'll keep it brief. Maybe another quick update from Atlanta. For now, just sit back and enjoy the read.